The shirt: Not Safe for Work
Where to find it: Qwertee
Why I love it: Are you new here? If so, have a look at my username on social media. 🤣 Est. 2009, it’s become part of my brand. And it’s true, I am not safe for most work environments. That’s why I work from my home office, where people don’t bother me unless I let them, and the only supervisors I answer to are my cats. Trust me, it’s better for all of us this way.
The shirt: Indoor Cat
Where to find it: Boredwalk
Why I love it: If I could choose my best life, I would be a well-cared for, indoor, domestic cat. Think about it. You get food and a roof over your head, but pay none of the bills. You can be as lazy as you like and take naps whenever you want. You don’t have to interact with any other people besides your staff…er, humans. It’s a laid-back, stress-free way to enjoy life. Yeah, I could deal with that.
The shirt: Have the Day You Deserve
Where to find it: Boredwalk
Why I love it: If you believe in karma, this shirt is for you. It’s for the assholes you come across who deserve a swift kick in the ass for how they treat people they see as “beneath” them (like there is such a thing). Conversely, on the other side of things, this shirt also goes out to the folks who emanate empathy and kindness toward others and DAMMIT THEY’RE TRYING no matter how shitty things are at any given moment. As the saying goes, “What goes around comes around.”
Side note: Big hair today! Finally got it cut.