The shirt: Indoor Cat
Where to find it: Boredwalk
Why I love it: If I could choose my best life, I would be a well-cared for, indoor, domestic cat. Think about it. You get food and a roof over your head, but pay none of the bills. You can be as lazy as you like and take naps whenever you want. You don’t have to interact with any other people besides your staff…er, humans. It’s a laid-back, stress-free way to enjoy life. Yeah, I could deal with that.